and we’re a million miles away
Look, there’s two of me.
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I would like to present you the luckiest guy who just walked away from a motorcycle accident and didn’t care.
im afraid of heights and flying
The Mexicools 
When the WWE acquired WCW and ECW, a lot of wrestlers from both companies ventured into the independent companies. In 2005, Super Crazy, Psicosis, and Juventud Guerrera debuted on WWE SmackDown, driving a “Juan Deere” lawnmower down to the ring and attacking Chavo Guerrero and Paul London. Citing their arrival as a movement to help raise the standard for Mexican Americans, Guerrera stated that they weren’t just Mexi-cans, but that they were Mexi-cools!
Jason David Frank just posted this on his fb. I absolutely need this shirt in my life fucking NOW.